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elusiveshoe
the defunct housewife
Created on 2003-07-24 08:21:03 (#1204933), last updated 2009-07-05
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Basic Info| Name: | Ms. Embalmo |
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| Location: | Dallas, Texas, United States |
| Website: | Doodle Pye (dot) Com |
Contact:
msembalmo@gmail.com Bio |
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 | My crazy husband conned me into going to school for my mortuary licenses; We subsequently moved to Texas where I'll be attending the Dallas Institute of Funeral Service. We both presently work for Stewart Enterprises, and it's fairly nifty. Joy! |
 My life is constructed from chaos. |
View my testimonials here.
I also have really ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
sputtertoo.
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"Love makes the world go 'round, and so does a bump on the head."| Bill Ekstrand
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."| Johnny Carson
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My absence from this site is going to be listed as a sign of the Apocalypse. I feel very loved.
| Name | Comments | |
| 6. | MoodyIntrovert | i don't even know what i'm signing, but i heard you get a free goat for it, and i'm excited for all of the cheese. |
| 5. | Heather Kendrick-Gerlaugh | AMEN!!! |
| 4. | Nelson Terry | No more leaving! I mean it! |
| 3. | elusiveshoe | I accept this nomination for Indicator of Apocalypse. I am truly loved. |
| 2. | Her Love "I think" | Indeed it is so, for if they were to disappear this plane of existence would spiral into chaos |
| 1. | Prophet of Og | Verily it is so. The apocalypse would be soon be upon us if such a tragedy were to beset LJ. |
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I'm also on: myspace, facebook, Y! 360, friendster, and some other places, too?
Things you may want to know about me?
About 85% of my ramblings are "friends only", so let's be chums, yes?
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elusiveshoe!
- Elusiveshoe once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
- Olive oil was used for washing elusiveshoe in the ancient Mediterranean world!
- Elusiveshoe has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled elusiveshoe.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be elusiveshoe!
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by elusiveshoe.
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is elusiveshoe.
- Elusiveshoe can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than elusiveshoe.
- The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on elusiveshoe.
 | <--- I spend my days like this.  (I have a weird job, and I like what I do.) |
I was always strong as long as we were a team; I crawled into somebody's heart who meant the world to me
Love made me strong enough to be alone and set me free; But with my friends friends to the end is where I wanna be
With my friends friends to the end is where I wanna be
I don't need to, but I want to, sing with you 'cause I miss you. I don't need to, but I want to, sing with you 'cause I miss you.
ConnectInterests (40):
alice in wonderland, andy warhol, caffeine, charcoals, coffee, computers, concert productions, convertibles, dilbert, drawing, drive-in theatres, embalming, felix the cat, funeral homes, glasses, goldfish, hooked on a feeling, jelly beans, jump in my car, lunch boxes, married to the sea, mortuaries, munster cheese, obituaries, peanut galleries, pop art, roy lichtenstein, silent movies, staple removers, strangers in the night, teen girl squad, the queen of hearts, thermo-dynamics, tinsel strength, toothpaste for dinner, trumpets, uberhottcookiesmurfcookiecookie, verytasteful, vintage signs, xylophones
External Services:
 | elusiveshoe@livejournal.com |  |
 | Ms Embalmo |  |
 | elusiveshoe | |
 | elusive-shoe@hotmail.com | |
 | elusiveshoe@gmail.com | |
 | elusiveshoe | |
Schools:
Dallas Institute of Funeral Service - Dallas, TXCarver Magnet Elementary School - Little Rock, AR (1989 - 1996)
Horace Mann Magnet Middle School - Little Rock, AR (1996 - 1999)
Parkview Arts and Science Magnet High School - Little Rock, AR (1999 - 2002)
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